As Ryan is saying peoples’ names: Ryan: Brent Wilson… funny, guys.
Why are you chewing gum like a ho in the Take A Vacation video? Ryan: Do hos chew gum? Are they the only ones? I like gum. (or something to that effect. He’s mumbling like ALWAYS.)
Fan: Where’s your rose vest? Ryan: God, you know what? I really wish I knew the answer to that.
Fan: How do you think of your tweets? They’re like… really random. Ryan: I don’t really think about them, maybe that’s why they don’t make any sense. I apologize. [laughs] Fan: Are they like inside jokes? Ryan: Sure, some of it. …With myself, you know?
The rapid-fire questions:
DJ: There’s like a five second delay so they should be coming in any second now. By the way, thank you for watching. …uh, Brendon is not a question. Alright. Fan: Bow ties or power ties? Ryan: I don’t know what a power tie is.
Fan: Will there be any new shirts at Hot Topic from the Young Veins? Ryan: Oh, I don’t know!
Fan: How do you feel about the situation in Rwanda. Ryan: I don’t… have time.
Fan: What are your thoughts on Harry Potter? Ryan: He seems alright to me.
Fan: Do you like the game millipede? Ryan: I don’t know.
Fan: Do you like the game centipede? Ryan: …Sure.
Fan: Would rather have a painful pimple on your face or a painful wart on your foot? Ryan: I don’t think the wart’s… not good.
Fan: Do you still read FBR trash online? Ryan: Um, no, I don’t. I never did.
Fan: Have you ever been contacted by an ex-bandmate? Ryan: Yes. Fan: Was it awkward? Ryan: No.
Fan: Are you okay? Ryan: I’m fine. [laughs]
Fan: What is the meaning of life? Ryan: I don’t know.
Fan: Have you read any good books lately? Ryan: Um, yeah, The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
Fan: What is your favorite animal? Other person: Dingus. Ryan: A dingus.
Fan: What are you being for Halloween? Ryan: I don’t know yet! Other person: A dingus. Ryan: [laughs]
Fan: I bet Ryan still lurks as Plastic Fights - true or false? Ryan: …I don’t know, what does that mean?
Fan: Why won’t you go back to Panic? Ryan: [laughs]
Fan: Do you know what the 25 Hate Club is? Ryan: No.
Fan: What’s the most beautiful name you’ve ever heard? Ryan: …Ugh… [looks around] Tom.
Fan: Do you think fat girls are beautiful? Ryan: Yes.
Fan: If you could go back in time to high school, what’s one thing you’d tell yourself? Ryan: Give up.
Fan: Are you upset that no one asked you any serious questions? Ryan: No.
Fan: How do you feel about girls with only one tit? Ryan: [laughs] I’ve never met one, I don’t know.
Fan: How do you feel about Kevin Kane? Ryan: I don’t know who that is.
Fan: Do you like Tom Delonge? Ryan: Sure.
Fan: Would you ever produce records for other artists? Ryan: Yeah, absolutely.
Fan: Have you ever helped write another artist’s song? Ryan: Yeah. DJ: You have? Is that a secret or is that a known fact?
Ryan: Uh, I don’t know.
Fan: Do you like Bishop Gorman? Ryan: …It was high school. No.
Fan: What’s your favorite dinosaur. Ryan: Pterodactyl.
Fan: Why won’t you love me? Ryan: I do.
Fan: Would you be a male prostitute? Ryan: Nahh… yeah.
Fan: Do you still have a girlfriend? Ryan: Yes.
Fan: Have you ever watched The Mighty Boosh? Ryan: Yes.
Fan: Are you a vegan? Ryan: No.
Fan: Are you a vegetarian? Ryan: No. Fan: Do you like apple juice? Ryan: I love apple juice!
Fan: What’s the best song you’ve ever written? Ryan: I haven’t done it yet, I don’t know.
Fan: Did you audition members to join The Young Veins? Ryan: Not really.
Fan: Why didn’t you tour with Blink-182 when you had the chance? Ryan: Ugh… I don’t know. DJ: Do you regret that every day of your life? Ryan: [laughs]
Fan: Where do you buy your cool socks? Ryan: Paul Frank, I think? No? Something like that.
Fan: Who is your favorite Arrested Development character? Ryan: Um… Tobias.
Fan: Did you think it was corny or cool when Jessica Alba was singing Nine in the Afternoon on that web video? Ryan: It was great.
Fan: Would you ever let me devastate your frail body? Ryan: [laughs] That sounds terrible!
Fan: Do you watch Glee? Ryan: No.
Fan: Would you ever perform on Glee? Ryan: Sure.
Fan: Would you let them perform a Young Veins song on Glee? Ryan: Absolutely.
Fan: What’s your take on fans hiding behind cameras instead of living in the moment at shows? Ryan: …Yeah. Put the- put the camera down!
DJ: Let’s see, a couple more questions…
Fan: Can you handle yacht pants? Ryan: Absolutely!
Fan: Do you like stuffed animals? Ryan: Love ‘em.
Fan: What’s your favorite TV show? Ryan: Mad Men.
Fan: Have you ever run into Brendon by accident? Ryan: Yeah.
Fan: Was it awkward? Ryan: No! DJ: They really want some drama.
Fan: Did you read Slash’s book? Ryan: I have not.
Fan: Do you like guns? Ryan: I’ve never shot a gun.
DJ: [laughs] Someone wrote: Do you think it’s your fault that Jac Vanek is still very popular? Ryan: [laughs] I hope not!
Fan: What’s the best advice you can give us? Ryan: …[sighs] I don’t know, uh, I don’t know.
Fan: Do you want to make love in this club. Ryan: Yeahhh…
Fan: Do you like MGMT? Ryan: Yeah, sure.
Fan: Do you listen to KISS cause you pull the trigger on my love gun? Ryan: [laughs]
Fan: Do you watch Jersey Shore? Ryan: Yeah, I love it.
Fan: Do you have your own songs on your iPod? Ryan: No.
Fan: What’s the most embarrassing Panic song you wrote? Ryan: I don’t think anyone’s ever heard it.
Fan: Do you have a favorite Mad Men character? Ryan: Ugh…yeah…
Fan: What’s your favorite restaurant? Ryan: Um, any sandwich place will do. (soul mates, omg)
Fan: Is it true you have a monstercock? Ryan: [pause] Excuse me?! DJ: I don’t want to know that question! Ryan: [laughs] I can’t say that!
Fan: Have you read the Catcher in the Rye? Ryan: Yeah, it’s great.
Fan: Will you reinvent the love? Ryan: Oh… I’ll try.
Fan: Who is your favorite character on Dexter? Ryan: Dexter.
Fan: Would you ever write a musical? Ryan: I tried. I failed.
Fan: Do you remember the (something) statue? Ryan: Uh, no… oh yeah! Yeah.
Fan: Do you still eat blue waffles? Ryan: I haven’t in a while.
DJ: Okay, final question of the night. Final question, let’s make it a good one, please. These are all so bad… final question… someone has to have something they wanna know… No, we’re not talking about Spencer (WHY THE FUCK NOT?) We want a real question here… come on… someone. Someone has to have a good brain-busting question they’ve been dying to know for five years. Okay, we’ll end with that. What’s your favorite brand of guitar? Ryan: Um, at the moment, Epiphone, cause you know, that’s my baby.
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